The Nowhere Ad
Put billboard in middle of nowhere. Because why would you spend the money, when we know nobody will ever floss anyway?
Floss Confessional
Scatter floss confessional booths with dentist priest around cities for people to confess their flossing sins, releiving themselveses of their no-flossing guilt.
Designated Flosser
Every glide floss comes with a QR code that enables you to become a 'designated flosser' on your favorite dating apps! So your date knows you have great hygiene!
Floss Roast
We set up photo booths around amusement parks and arcades that crop your open smile and prints that alone. Telling you that you need to floss. You receive a complimentary glide floss.